Ask her how old her son is, if he is old enough to marry then she could get a fortune for him. A chap who actually realises that there are different shades of a colour?   How many blokes do you know who wouldn't just say they are red if you presented them with half a dozen items ranging from burgundy through tomato to pale pink and asked what colour they were :^O:^O:^O

LOL that happened just this morning.  My son has a bright red car but needs a new car.  My mum has a burgandy Toyota Camry and wants to change to something smaller.  I said to my husband its a shame about the colour of mum's car because otherwise I would have suggested my son buy it, to which my husband replied "why wouldn't he like it, he drives a red car now?"  It took me a moment to realise he was suggesting that mum's car is red :^O