I bought a pair of "heart of the ocean" replica earrings from a Chinese seller. Items arrived in a tiny padded bag with much the same message as in the OP. I too love having a laugh at what my daughters call "Chinglish" (they go to Uni with many OS students) & often have to edit their work when working in pairs/groups.

The earrings were well made, pretty, & nicer than I'd expected!  All for the princely sum of $AU1.08 "freepost"(I can't wear real gold in my ears, only junk or silver or silverplated ear hooks) Whilst such earrings aren't for everyone, they are perfect for me!