BLOCK AROUND THE CLOCK

One, Two, Three O'clock, Four O'clock BLOCKED,

Five, Six, Seven O'clock, Eight O'clock BLOCKED.
Nine, Ten, Eleven O'clock, Twelve O'clock B-L-O-C-K-E-D,
We're gonna BLOCK around the clock tonight.

 

Put your DEFECTS on OUR STORE, TWOS AND ONES',
BUT We'll have some fun, when YOUR FEEDBACK’S DONE.

 

CHORUS:

We're gonna BLOCK around the clock tonight,
We're gonna BLOCK, BLOCK, B-L-O-C-K, 'till broad daylight,
We're gonna BLOCK, we're gonna BLOCK around the clock tonight.

 

When the STARS ARE one, two, and NO MORE,
If the SELLING SLOWS DOWN, we'll HIT THE FORUM FLOOR.

 

CHORUS

We're gonna BLOCK around the clock tonight,
We're gonna BLOCK, BLOCK, B-L-O-C-K, 'till broad daylight,
We're gonna BLOCK, we're gonna BLOCK around the clock tonight

 

When the NON-PAYERS
HIT five, six, and seven,
We'll be STILL BE BLOCKING in SELLER’S heaven.

 

CHORUS

We're gonna BLOCK around the clock tonight,
We're gonna BLOCK, BLOCK, B-L-O-C-K, 'till broad daylight,
We're gonna BLOCK, we're gonna BLOCK around the clock tonight.

 

When it's SCAMMERS, FRAUDS & SHILL BIDDERS too,

I'LL BE SCREWED OVER ON EBAY ... and now so will you.

 

CHORUS

We're gonna BLOCK around the clock tonight,
We're gonna BLOCK, BLOCK, B-L-O-C-K, 'till broad daylight,
We're gonna BLOCK, we're gonna BLOCK around the clock tonight

 

When EBAY’S DOIN’ THEIR MAINTENANCE, we'll cool off then,
Start BLOCKIN' 'round the CLOCK AGAIN.

 

 

[... For anyone who doesn’t know, this is a famous song by a band called Bill Haley & The Comets called ROCK AROUND THE CLOCK, the 1950s. ... I needed a laugh, being both blocker and blocked on Ebay.].