Really eBay is like my carpy old Ford.

It's a pig of a thing,bit rusty where you can't see it & a few dents

It only needs a screwdriver & a socket set to fix anything but can't be a$$ed to unless it breaks down.

It runs on gas & is likely to end up killing me in a fiery explosion one day.

& last but not least,the roof is falling down (roof lining for the Ford,the whole roof for eBay.)

Both could go to the wreckers but the old Ford will last longer