so, here on the boards we often read that "eBay do not read these forums" which makes many of the posts here irrelevant as those that should be reading probably are not!

HERE"S WHAT YOU NEED TO DO:

If you have an ID that you have not used to visit the boards before, you should visit, read a few posts and then leave/log off.  Go to the help and support pages while you are at it . . . . . anything to generate a 'new' eBay experience for that ID.

Then sit back and wait for an email from eBay asking that you complete a 2 minute survey about blah blah blah.  Then, let them have it in the survey when they ask you to "be as specific as possible".  You could even pre-plan what you will write.  This would let you use a full 1,000 characters unlike my paltry 152 characters.