I have a couple of weird feedbacks left for me, even though it was positive!  I thought it might be entertaining to see if other sellers have had a similar experience.

This is what one buyer left for me for two items

Poor dick as I was getting him out of the box i stab him in the head with a knife

Poor dick had a bag over his head and could not breathe

I sold   two Willy mascots from the 1984 Olympics.  I had placed them in a bag, and then boxed them.  The idiot must of gone "gung ho" with a Stanley knife, while opening the box and pierced poor Willy