Did you hear about the elderly gent who took two stuffed dogs he had been left in a Will to a filming of an episode of Antiques Roadshow to be valued ????? 

" OOOOh " said the presenter, " This is a very RARE pair 😮  produced by the Johns Brothers taxidermists who operated in London at the turn of last century.  Do you have any idea what these would fetch if they were in good condition?? " 

" Yes ", said the gent.  "Sticks !!"  

:^O :^O 

( The wet weather is playing havoc with my brain B-)  LOL  )