Surely the Easter Bunny is as busy as Santa answering mail?

Do Santa and the Easter Bunny catch up for a drink during their quiet times?

Has anyone ever seen Santa and the Easter Bunny in the same room, ever?

Are you implying that they are one and the same, only pretending to be different, and that they give kudos to each other when doubters attack them?

If this is true would this not put them both on Santa's own naughty list and thereby create a paradox?

But is having two identities really naughty, or is it within the rules of the Guild of Imaginary Beings?

Isn’t the Guild of Imaginary Beings merely a cloak to hide the Illuminati who pretend to be your average eBay community member posting in code?

Are all eBay community members Illuminati shills, even at Christmas time?

Well, have you checked their pointy hats and secret badges, not to mention their glowing ties?

Are their pointy hats made of silver foil, and their badges printed on a 3-d printer?