Questions Only — the Christmas Edition

[countessalmirena]

Let’s try a new word game for the festive season.

The idea is to progress a scene or storyline, using questions only. We can only post one sentence per post, and it must be a question. Hopefully the scene can come to a natural conclusion with a funny ending, after a certain number of posts (let’s say between 10 and 20 questions… as a rough idea).

The person who finishes the scenario can then start the next “round” with a new scenario-starting question, and so on.

I envisage this lasting up to middle of January (hopefully), and then coming to an end as the Christmas season itself will have done.

(We can always start a non-Christmas edition in a new thread if this takes off.)

Please keep the scenarios to a Christmas theme, however vaguely or tenuously.

And we’re off!

Does Santa really give Christmas gifts to the reindeer?

[twyngwyn]

Surely the Easter Bunny is as busy as Santa answering mail?

[mytreechange]

Do Santa and the Easter Bunny catch up for a drink during their quiet times?

[sandypebbles]

Has anyone ever seen Santa and the Easter Bunny in the same room, ever?

[mytreechange]

Are you implying that they are one and the same, only pretending to be different, and that they give kudos to each other when doubters attack them?

[sandypebbles]

If this is true would this not put them both on Santa's own naughty list and thereby create a paradox?

[mytreechange]

But is having two identities really naughty, or is it within the rules of the Guild of Imaginary Beings?

[countessalmirena]

Isn’t the Guild of Imaginary Beings merely a cloak to hide the Illuminati who pretend to be your average eBay community member posting in code?

[mytreechange]

Are all eBay community members Illuminati shills, even at Christmas time?

[countessalmirena]

Well, have you checked their pointy hats and secret badges, not to mention their glowing ties?

[mytreechange]

Are their pointy hats made of silver foil, and their badges printed on a 3-d printer?