Husband lies dying, his wife is by his bedside.
He says in a weakened voice "There is something I must confess".

Shhhh, said the wife, there is nothing to confess.

She holds his hand and caresses his head. "Everything is all
right she whispers.

No!!! the husband replied, I must die in peace...I had
sex with your sister, your best friend, her best friend and your
best friend's mum!

I know, she whispered, That's why I poisoned you. Now
close your eyes....