You can't be serious?     Too much pandering to this 4 legged furball.

I know who'd be getting a swift slap in my house.

My cat has learned not to come to me for anything.  

She goes to the sook in the house - hubby.     He'll fall over himself to pander to her.

I won't.

Downside is......she tries to murder me in the middle of the night, in the dark.

She's black and I trip over her.