the main ingredient in hand sanitiser is paranoia.PNG

 

🙂


@domino-710 wrote:

While we are here - if any have spare toot paper - can you fax a bit. lol


This was a plea - who ever thought A4 would do the trick. (still holding it together)


@imastawka wrote:

Treadmills.    Don't get me started.

 

Daughter got one to get in shape for grandie's wedding last year.

 

She now has sciatica that requires constant physio.

 

How's the leg going BTW?


Thank you for asking - the reason for the Darth thingo at the end of the bed.

 

Agony - but tears are better than - surgery.


@ecar3483 wrote:

the main ingredient in hand sanitiser is paranoia.PNG

 

🙂


Don't forget to use your elbows.

 

images - 2020-03-09T074248.663.jpeg

I had thought you were slowly repairing the damage.

 

Keep walking little buckaroo

 

Image result for little buckaroo meme


@imastawka wrote:

I had thought you were slowly repairing the damage.

 

Keep walking little buckaroo

 

 


It took 6 months to grow 1mm of an off shoot - vein - circumnavigating the main artery.

 

That received a standing ovation in the surgery. lol

 

It is now 5 years - can you believe - sheesh.

 

I like challenges.

 

Hey - this is easy compared to finding TP.

 

 

Why not ebay for TP?

 

124048249618

 

That's a carton of 48 rolls - 700 sheets to the roll.

 

A little large some may say....but it's 2 ply TP

 

Free postage, delivery by next Thursday, and even 10% off

 

But hurry, cos everyone's read this now.

 

You're welcome.

 

 

And no, I can't believe it's been 5 years.

 

Time flies when you're....no, wait

This one's prob better

 

114147532158

Aaaaaaand it's sold out.

 

He has other listings though

Someone has suggested a ' quarantini ' - same recipe as a martini - but you drink it alone. Robot LOL Robot wink Robot LOL