Why not ebay for TP?

# 124048249618

That's a carton of 48 rolls - 700 sheets to the roll.

A little large some may say....but it's 2 ply TP

Free postage, delivery by next Thursday, and even 10% off

But hurry, cos everyone's read this now.

You're welcome.

And no, I can't believe it's been 5 years.

Time flies when you're....no, wait