The Fortress of Solitude may very well need renovating, sir,
but the loan is rejected based on you being a flight risk.
"Where's your green card, passport, entry visa & social security number? I don't know who you are - you could be from another planet!"
“My job security is being destroyed by AI - robots, drones… I need a loan to tide me over while I retrain.”
I'm afraid the biggest problem with your application is that all your references appear
to be from fictional characters.
I'm sorry but with the low pay rates and high burnout rates people in hero occupations just don't qualify for standard home loan . My son's a social worker - he can't get a loan either.
Now, lets see......
leaps tall buildings - check;
stops speeding bullets - check;
hold up falling bridges - check;
fight villains - check;
compress piece of coal into diamonds - ch....hang on, exactly why do you need a loan??
As soon as I saw the Supermanuation, I knew that would be a winner.
Followed closely by stawks and 'a flight risk' also very witty.
Well done Sandy, all yours for the next.
