Just had a slightly amusing message from ebay on our small store.

This store runs 300-400 listings with a total value of around $12,000 - $15,000.

message reads, " Congratulations, we,ve noticed what a great job you are doing.............. ( well thanks ebay ...   ) .... and now you can list even more.... ( well thanks again ebay .....    ). You can now list 27,000 items and sell $1,296,000 per month.   .........................  Looks like its time to list the house, the farm, my superanuation and the kids...........

Made me smile anyway.