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@k1ooo-slr-saleswrote:

 (something secure like an old jam jar should be sufficient).

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Perhaps Fortnum & Mason jam jars. They sound particularly secure... "fort"... "masonry"...

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@k1ooo-slr-saleswrote:
[...] some chocolate [...] eating chocolate [...]

 

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Any plan which involves chocolate is, I think, a winner.

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@k1ooo-slr-saleswrote:

 

Step 7 - Make this self insurance activity a fun way of thumbing your nose at eBay over their buyer-centric MBG and stop sweating the small stuff.

 

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Yes... exactly. (And besides, one needs all of one's sweat for the exercise to work off all the chocolate...)