Gas export controls on hold as Government strikes deal with suppliers
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-09-27/gas-export-controls-on-hold-amid-government-agreement/8993254
Mals press conference,
People, i have, my party has, um, we have worked long and hard to fix this terrible GAS problem left to us by those despicable Labor people!
I, We, have done a Great Deal!
I, We, will be delivering a HUGE quantity of loverly GAS to homes everywhere!
It'll be just like MY, i mean OUR NBN system,
The Gas will come through huge pipes to almost your street...
then it will reach your house through a tiny little tube so small gas will be lucky if it actually reaches your house!
Yes, i know, you cant believe how clever I, i mean WE are!
ok, you may rejoice now....
