"I am a forest, and a night of dark trees: but he who is not afraid of my darkness, will find banks full of roses under my cypresses."

 

Friedrich Nietzsche


@the_great_she_elephant wrote:

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.


"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything."

 

Friedrich Nietzsche

If it is to be, it is up to me

- William Johnsen

"It is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation."

Herman Melville

I have one of my own I came up with years ago.

I even looked at having it registered like the ones you see on desk calendars etc.

It's done in USA but costs thousands of dollars.

 

                  " I was once a student, still am, and always will be " 

                                                                                kopenhagen (usually my real name here)

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There's a good one I was told years ago, which I think may have been an army one or something like that. I'll have to edit it for respectability though. 

PPPPPP

Prior preparation prevents   p*** poor performance.

I have always considered myself "an eternal student". We never stop learning.

I learn something everyday, I just can't remember what it is.

“If I fail, I try again, and again, and again. Because the moment I give up, is the moment I fail. ”

 

Nick Vujicic

"Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one."

- W. C. Fields