How to talk Australian...

[baybizz]

>> It’s easy to speak Australian - just abbreviate everything...  the  clip demonstrates to the world just how efficient Australians can be...

>> 'We’re from Australia. We love a good chat - but not for too long. So what us Aussies have done is abbreviate everything...

>> The abbreviations might seem like laziness, but any Aussie will tell you it's clever time saving. We miss two syllables from ‘this afternoon’ to ‘s’arvo’. Two syllables doesn’t sound like much - but added up, 'Strayans are left with more time to play footy, or have a bevvy on a Sundee arvo...

www.dailymail.co.uk/article-3160070/confused-visitors-understanding-Australians

[j*oono]

Ha!  After watching the vid, now I know how Aussie I am.

[kopenhagen5]

First say AIR

Then say GUN

Now together.....................

Not bad thanks, Air....u.....gun ?

[serendipityricho]

Strewth--might have a gander at that-in case i come across a septic tank or a pom.

Like too put them on the same tram---Richo.

[icyfroth]

ha ha what a crack-up!

[the_great_she_elephant]

Speaking of Poms:

Two East Anglian gardeners.

Gardener 1:"Hev you seen  moi spade then, bor?

Gardener 2: "That stand oover against the shed - do that doon't that did."

[debra9275]

Ooops... LOL

[lloydslights]

Chocolate Biscuit translation  TIM TAM

[ecar3483]

You could be "Old school" and read the book...

 http://www.textfiles.com/humor/strine.txt

[evil_akuma_2002]

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@ecar3483 wrote:

You could be "Old school" and read the book...

 yea,orwoodbutt - orm offta ave airman x! s'yum.

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