Visiting Irishman From UK

[tommy.irene]

Hi everyone ..top o the morning to ye..just passing by..though I would call in to see you

[tommy.irene]

[tommy.irene · Accepted solution]

Murphy is a trainee nurse in his local GPs surgery. Last week the doctor said, "Murphy I'm going for a round of golf so I'm leaving you in charge, it's always quiet on Wednesdays." On his return the doctor asked Murphy how he'd got on. MURPHY. "I had three lady patients. The first complained of headaches so I gave her Paracetamol." DOCTOR, "Good." MURPHY. "The second complained of stomach ach so I gave her Gaviscon." DOCTOR. "You learn fast." MURPHY. "The third woman burst through the door, ripped her clothes off and jumped naked onto the couch screaming, 'Help me help me, I've not seen a man in over two years." DOCTOR. "What did you do?" MURPHY. "I gave her some eye drops."

[countessalmirena]

Tommy was watching some TV re-runs from the 90s, and suddenly jumped up and shouted, "Why do the Chuckle Brothers keep using my name? Over and over, it's Tommy, Tommy, Tommy."

Irene said patiently, "No, it's To Me... To You..."

Lots of coconuts to you, Tommy.

[tasfleur]

[**tippy*toes**]

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@not_for_sale2024 wrote:

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@tommy.irene wrote:

Hi,

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Hi Tommy, how are you doing?

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Not very well, apparently.

[repentatleisure1952]

smh

[**tippy*toes**]

Knock-knock

"Who's there?"

"God.."

Or is it...? *eyebrow*

[icyfroth]

Poor Tommy. He certainly didn't look well in that pic.
Such a nice harmless poster, with his joke thread, to be made fun of posthumously.
Let it go, baka!

[**tippy*toes**]

Call me Trudy - you know I love it. 😉

Why kind of shoes do you wear, Icy? I love it when a man or woman is comfortable enough within themselves to wear clothing attire intended for the other sex. It's sensual, inviting.. and on the right person, unequivocally irresistible!

[icyfroth]

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@**tippy*toes** wrote:

Call me Trudy - you know I love it. 😉

Why kind of shoes do you wear, Icy? I love it when a man or woman is comfortable enough within themselves to wear clothing attire intended for the other sex. It's sensual, inviting.. and on the right person, unequivocally irresistible!

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