If I include a free toilet roll will it increase my sales?

[shoppingbag*]

I have a few spare toilet rolls, not because I hoard them, but because I am always ahead with things and stock up when there are specials. Would my sales increase if I offered a free toilet roll with every sale? Maybe not, as they are now stocking up on mince.

[kopenhagen5]

People might think you are one of the greedy ones and have the whole garage full.

Could drive buyers away.

[pnc75]

You have toilet rolls? Lucky you. 

[*tippy*toes*]

Seriously, the toilet roll "jokes/gags" have been done to death. It is so old now and NOT at all funny. It got old quicker than the Bunning's onion thing. Don't do it. People are sick to death of hearing about yet another "toilet roll joke".

[eol-products]

I must have missed the Bunnings onion thing. I was going to google it then thought best not to.

[tazzieterror]

Totally agree, Tippy - people making toilet paper jokes need 2-ply another trade.

[crikey*mate]

Jeez you come out with some corkers tazzie...

They just roll off your fingertips toot sweet, eh?

........

Ummm
What was the Bunnings onion thing?

[k1ooo-slr-sales]

https://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2018-11-14/farmer-applauds-bunnings-onion-advice-after-slip/10496568?...

https://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2018-11-14/pm-backs-bunnings-over-onions-on-sausage-sangers/10497446?...

[crikey*mate]

Thanks Sir Sales!

LOL second link asks if it (onion) should be under or over?

Ironic (and funny in my head) that it's in a toilet paper thread...

Yeah, yeah. Small things 'n' all.

[brerrabbit585]

Agree. It's gone way beyond a joke now. If I had a stockpile of anything I wouldn't be telling anyone about it. It'd be like asking to have my house broken into.