Bowel Cancer Screening Kits

[icyfroth]

Anyone participating in that program?

I got an invitation in the mail yesterday inviting me to participate and a kit would be sent out to me in 4-6 weeks.

Contact them if you want to opt out.

I opted out per instructions on their website.

I just didn't want to go through the motions.

http://www.cancerscreening.gov.au/

[freshwater-2]

Oh !!!

[freddie*rooster]

Just wondering if the sooks who are refusing to do the bowel screening if a car was heading toward you would you jump out of the way?

[*tippy*toes*]

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@ambercat16 wrote:

It's not so much the taste of the stuff, it's the affect it has that is the worst

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What? Are you saying you don't enjoy weeing out your bottom? 😄

The worst part of the whole thing is getting a very sore bot bot the night before. The second worst part is drinking that stuff. The 125ml bottle seemed like about 200 litres (even though I held my nose and gulped the lot)! The third worst part is clear fluids for 2 days prior. It's gutwrenching straining the noodles out of chicken noodle soup. They're the best part!

Vodka is a clear fluid.

[tasfleur]

[buzzlightyearsgirlfriend]

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@the_great_she_elephant wrote:

Do you have regular pap smears?

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I'd think not, aren't they only for sexually active people?

[imastawka]

   

[the_great_she_elephant]

Sharp as ever, Buzz. Good to see you back on CS.

[raptor_rebooted]

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@buzzlightyearsgirlfriend wrote:

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@the_great_she_elephant wrote:

Do you have regular pap smears?

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I'd think not, aren't they only for sexually active people?

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do people still ask such

questions in 2016?