Caption this # 34

[imastawka]

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Competition ends Monday 9th May - 10pm - ish  AEST

                                     

[grandmoon · Accepted solution]

                                     

Come on fellas give me a break.  Can't you see my waistline.

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[creative*crisis]

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Salmonella or e-coli, not much of a choice.

[tasfleur]

"I said scones, not right royal rock cakes!"

[ambercat16]

                                     

Ewwww.....one is not accustomed to being accosted by two lackeys bearing equally indigestible offerings. 

[enigmabear]

I shall have you know,One is not the beef eater in this establishment 

[ambercat16]

                                     

Looks disgusting......give it to the corgis!

[lloydslights · Accepted solution]

"Is this that Game of Scones thingey?"

[kopenhagen5]

Oh heavens no...........one doesn't serve scones at this time of day.

[lurker172602]

Spoiler

Someone had to say it