I Was Only Kidding, Possums!

To quench the demands of her adoring "Precious Possums", the grand dame of world theatre Dame Edna Everage emerges from retirement with a brand new show and announces a surprise Australian tour this September through to October.

 

In a letter to her fans, Dame Edna apologised for upsetting them when she announced her retirement from public life, blaming her manager, "failed actor and attention seeker", Barry Humphries.

 

"One of the reasons I am adored pretty much worldwide is that I've always told you the truth—mostly the truth about yourselves, and even sometimes about me," Dame Edna said.

"However this is an apology. It's an apology for once telling you a wicked fib: a porkie, a cruel deceitful lie. I told you I had retired.

That was a few years ago and when my announcement got around the globe a lot of people "freaked out", to employ a phrase I never use.

 

Now I'm reborn, fit as a fiddle, and rid of the leech who tormented me for so long. So, Possums, please do come and say hello to me. It would be lovely to see your faces again."

Don't miss out!

 

https://www.eventfinda.com.au/2019/dame-edna-my-gorgeous-life-tour/sydney/darling-harbour

 

Poor old Dame Edna! No doubt she needs to keep working to keep that good-for-nothing Barry Humphries in beer and skittles!

 

Smiley Wink

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imastawka
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Hasn't the world had enough of this self adoring, cross dressing old phart?

 

I know I have.

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Maybe Madge needs some new nylons ?

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i would much rather be entertained by this guy than 90% of whats called comedy gold today.

i bet he doesnt drop the 'F' bomb a thousand times per hour.

or think telling us stories like 'i stubbed my f***ing toe isnt that funny?'

every darn stand up these days sounds the same, endless stories of what they think or have seen liberally drenched in foul language.

 

if they are gay they feel the need to tell us every few minutes during a 'set'

yes, i know your gay, now see if you can tell a real joke, ok?

 

female stand ups are stuck on talking about their 'womens bits' to get a laugh.

 

how i miss the real comedy giants from days passed, who had us wetting ourselves with pure talent.

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Name one.???

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just 1?

dave allan

 

also the 2 ronnies, eric sykes, morcambe and wise, the goons

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@davidc4430 wrote:

just 1?

dave allan

 

also the 2 ronnies, eric sykes, morcambe and wise, the goons


Lol - David.

 

Not one of them made me wet myself.

 

An experience yet to be had.

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I don't know if you have ever seen Harrison Ford being interviewed or on a talk show, but he is so funny. He is dry, reserved, even somewhat shy, but some of the guy's ruthless honesty cuts me up.

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@domino-710 wrote:

Name one.???


Billy Connolly

 

Paul Hogan

 

Anh Do

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@domino-710 wrote:

@davidc4430 wrote:

just 1?

dave allan

 

also the 2 ronnies, eric sykes, morcambe and wise, the goons


Lol - David.

 

Not one of them made me wet myself.

 

An experience yet to be had.


Incontinence is not a prerequisite.

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