I see that I am in there
I have no shred of doubt
I hear that others can't be;
They're in and now they're out
Oh baby... they've got the log-in bluuuuues.
They tell me they dumped cookies
They cleared their whole darned cache
It drives them kind of crazy
They lose their cool panache
Oh baby... they've got the log-in bluuuuues.
At threeeeeeee ay em... they tried, oh they tried
At foooooouuuuur ay em... they begged and screamed and cried
At five and six, this gosh-darned glitch, it drove them round the bend...
They tried to reboot and they turned off computers and oh! Is this the end?
I heard the awful stories
The countless log-in attempts
You try and you try - oh tell me...
Why am I so exempt...?
Oh baby... they've got the log-in....
Yeeeeaaaaah... they've got the log-in...
Oooooh, be-do-be-do-dop... they've got the log-in... bluuuuuuuues.
