CS:- Chuckle Store

[monman12]

As with all past inadvertent blooper post threads, the introductory post must be the classic contribution from our cheerful fishy lady, circa 2002:-

1stdolphinlady

"no expert here but is it possible to buy chicken & screw it to the posts of your fence a couple of feet off the ground then run it down into the ground a few inches & along the ground 1-2 feet.pile the dirt on top of it."

Still eye-watering Kylie.

[puddleback]

:^O

[monman12]

"desparate housewifes of the world unite and fight the 8 hour weight!"

[monman12]

"25 degrees these days is a lot more intense and feels a hell of a lot warmer than 25 degrees 10 years ago."

[toon_town_nutter]

"I love DS. That extra hour of daylight makes my flowers grow brighter."

:^O Did someone seriously say that?

[monman12]

[monman12]

The Age
Penguin forced to pulp 7000 copies of cook book because one recipe mistyped pepper, and mentioned adding:-

"salt and freshly ground black people"

[shhh_its_me]

"I'm somewhere where I don't know where I am."

I had that as my siggie at CW....it is a quote from The Simpsons.

[just_me_karen]

Spellcheck fail

"even spell check likes it LOL You are right it want let me no LOL"

[piggylulu61]

'Also because you are sitting on a loose foam mat it is more cushioning than a pre made chair that is covered in vinyl or material. Which makes it not absorb as much.'

[howzat_guy*]

Heard recently,,,,," Could I please have a half chicken and chips, with a wing please."