The dumbest message I have had by far!!!!

[allsafetysolutions1]

I just had a message from a buyer asking if I would replace a pair of boots he purchased over 8 months ago because they are falling apart. Seriously......I wish my shoes would last 8 months.

What's the dumbest message or question anyone has been asked?

Lets all have a bit of a laugh.............

[newnuseddvdbookscds]

Dumbest message...............

Can you help me I cant find the postage price it keeps saying express post or free post

[whiznumber6]

I have several TV magazines up at the moment, and received a question regarding the size of a photo in one of them. I responded that it was a full A4 page.

Back comes the response: "what is A4 page?"...

[collection_disposals]

Dumbest message. I've had a lot over the years. The latest was "What else do you have to sell".

[2106greencat]

Is the frying pan non stick ?

My Listing - 24cm (Brand here) Non stick Frying Pan - PTFE & PFOA Free yada yada

Takes all kinds, and sometimes hard not to take a screen shot of your Title and description to send with your Polite Reply, just to punch home the point !!

Collection - I reckon your one is the WINNER though

[allsafetysolutions1]

I reckon collection and sheeps are tied for first place.......

[digital*ghost]

Message from buyer located in Texas, USA: How much is postage?

My reply: Postage from Australia to the US is $20.00

Their reply: But how much to where I live?

[bakeandfry]

I sold a console (playstation vita) , buyer paid, i posted, day after i posted they sent me a message asking if the console had been exposed to water.

[dylan11235813]

What size are these LEDs? (Listing heading something like: 50 pieces 5mm ultra bright LEDs.)

[dylan11235813]

where is my order? (after 2 days with a one day handling time / so basically one day) I have had this one a few times. I answer politely with the AusPost details and never hear from them again.

[dylan11235813]

has my order been posted yet? (no go f yourself, thats why it is marked as posted. Just kidding)