100 Things I have learned from the Looney Left.

[nero_bolt]

100 Things I have learned from the Looney Left. I think I have got it covered.

1. I am a Nazi
2. I am a racist
3. I am xenophobic
4. I am an “Islamophobe” (whatever that is)
5. I am a bigot
6. I am a bogan
7. I am a redneck
8. I am a homophobe
9. I am a misogynist
10. I am a member of the KKK
11. I am a Christian Zealot
12. I am a Zionist Zealot
13. I am an LNP stooge
14. I have a low IQ
15. Only white people are racist
16. I have sex with my Mum
17. I use my Mum’s internet. In the basement
18. Pauline Hanson is my Mum
19. Pauline Hanson is the Devil
20. I listen to Alan Jones
21. Alan Jones is the Devil
22. I listen to Ray Hadley
23. Ray Hadley is the Devil
24. I read Andrew Bolt
25. Andrew Bolt is the Devil
26. I only read NewsCorp
27. Gina Rinehart owns Australia
28. Gina Rinehart is the Devil
29. Rupert Murdoch owns the world
30. Rupert Murdoch is the Devil
31. Tony Abbott is to blame for everything
32. Tony Abbott wants a war with everyone
33. Tony Abbott is a Pom
34. Tony Abbott is the Devil
35. The ALP are never to blame for anything
36. The GFC is to blame for all the ALP’s policy failures
37. Wayne Swann is the world’s best treasurer
38. Joe Hockey is to blame for Wayne Swann’s deficits
39. Joe Hockey is the Devil
40. Kevin Rudd is the best PM in Australian history
41. Julia Gillard is the best PM in Australian history
42. Bill Shorten is trustworthy
43. Tanya Plibersek is a geographical mastermind
44. Communists deny they are Communists
45. The Greens are not Communists
46. The Greens are never wrong
47. The Greens are not hypocrites
48. Everything the Greens do not like must be banned
49. Everything the Greens like is a human right
50. Everything the Greens like must be paid for by others

[this-one-time-at-bandcamp]

16. I have sex with my Mum

I hate to tell you this, but.........

[myoclon1cjerk]

30's spot on. 🙂

[polksaladallie]

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@this-one-time-at-bandcamp wrote:

16. I have sex with my Mum

I hate to tell you this, but.........

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Who are you talking to?

[gleee58]

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@polksaladallie wrote:

Who are you talking to?

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Sorry, I though my response was to the OP.  

Whoops.  😄

[li.vish]

Hi everyone, the discussion is getting a little heated.  Please be sure to keep your communications civil.  Thanks!

[icyfroth]

That's another thing I learned. The Left tend to go from 0 to 100 degrees Celsius in no time lol.

[icyfroth]

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@this-one-time-at-bandcamp wrote:

16. I have sex with my Mum

I hate to tell you this, but.........

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dunno how that got by the mods lol

[polksaladallie]

dunno how it gets by his father

[gleee58]

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@icyfroth wrote:

That's another thing I learned. The Left tend to go from 0 to 100 degrees Celsius in no time lol.

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Hwo do you figure that?

have you chucked one onto your bomb fire and set the timer?

MMMM, no they'd have to get frozen first to start at 0 degrees.

[poddster]

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@icyfroth wrote:

dunno how that got by the mods lol

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I have it on good authority that the moderation teem don't mind a robust political debate 🙂