2 Whales Joke

Two whales, a male and a female, were swimming side by side in the ocean.

Suddenly, the male whale spots a ship in the distance. He recognizes it as the whaling ship that killed his father.

Filled with anger, he says to his female companion, "That's the ship that killed my father! Let's swim closer!"

When they were close enough, the male said, "Why don't we swim under the ship and blow air through our blow holes and break the ship into a million pieces? That will be sweet revenge." And the female agreed to this.


So they each took a deep breath of air, swam under the ship and blew enormous amounts of air under the ship. The ship flew into the air and crashed back to the sea and broke into a million pieces.

The pair of whales started to swim off when they realized that the sailors were not dead, but clinging to pieces of wood and floating in the ocean.

The male whale was furious and said to the female whale, "They're still alive, but I've got another idea. Let's swim around and gulp up all the sailors!"

 

Spoiler
That's when the female stopped swimming, looked at the male and said, "Oh no... I agreed to the blow job but I'm NOT swallowing the seamen!"

 

Punchline's a bit riskay, so I put it in the spoiler box, ay.

Darn good sock
Message 1 of 11
Latest reply
10 REPLIES 10

2 Whales Joke

I think you ought to google your mis-spelling.  I don't think you meant that meaning.     Smiley Surprised

Message 2 of 11
Latest reply

2 Whales Joke

what miss spellin's that, love?

Darn good sock
Message 3 of 11
Latest reply

2 Whales Joke

I think she means risque`  Smiley Wink

Message 4 of 11
Latest reply

2 Whales Joke

Close your eyes when you google it.

Message 5 of 11
Latest reply

2 Whales Joke

hehehe

Message 6 of 11
Latest reply

2 Whales Joke


@the*scarlet*pimpernel wrote:

I think she means risque`  Smiley Wink


No, I mean riskay.

Message 7 of 11
Latest reply

2 Whales Joke

whale1.gif

Message 8 of 11
Latest reply

2 Whales Joke

Risky more like.

Message 9 of 11
Latest reply

2 Whales Joke

Socks aren't reknowned for their spelling skills, I guess. 

 

Smiley Very Happy

Message 10 of 11
Latest reply