on โ08-10-2014 04:57 PM
Two whales, a male and a female, were swimming side by side in the ocean.
Suddenly, the male whale spots a ship in the distance. He recognizes it as the whaling ship that killed his father.
Filled with anger, he says to his female companion, "That's the ship that killed my father! Let's swim closer!"
When they were close enough, the male said, "Why don't we swim under the ship and blow air through our blow holes and break the ship into a million pieces? That will be sweet revenge." And the female agreed to this.
So they each took a deep breath of air, swam under the ship and blew enormous amounts of air under the ship. The ship flew into the air and crashed back to the sea and broke into a million pieces.
The pair of whales started to swim off when they realized that the sailors were not dead, but clinging to pieces of wood and floating in the ocean.
The male whale was furious and said to the female whale, "They're still alive, but I've got another idea. Let's swim around and gulp up all the sailors!"
Punchline's a bit riskay, so I put it in the spoiler box, ay.
on โ08-10-2014 05:06 PM
I think you ought to google your mis-spelling. I don't think you meant that meaning.
on โ08-10-2014 05:17 PM
what miss spellin's that, love?
on โ08-10-2014 05:19 PM
I think she means risque`
on โ08-10-2014 05:24 PM
Close your eyes when you google it.
on โ08-10-2014 05:48 PM
hehehe
on โ08-10-2014 05:51 PM
@the*scarlet*pimpernel wrote:I think she means risque`
No, I mean riskay.
on โ08-10-2014 07:36 PM
on โ08-10-2014 07:39 PM
Risky more like.
โ08-10-2014 09:22 PM - edited โ08-10-2014 09:22 PM
Socks aren't reknowned for their spelling skills, I guess.