If you go out on the boards tonight, you’re sure of a big surprise.
If you go out on the boards tonight, you’d better go in disguise,
For any word that ever there was,
May snare you if you use it, because
The mods are reading the Urban Diction-ary.
Stay clear of any insidious words that might ever cause a frown,
(It’s not so dangerous coming up, but riskier going down.)
For tricks and traps;
And Lithium slaps
Are lying in wait when you hit your straps.
Cos mods are reading the urban diction-ary.
If you refer to a milit’ry band, beware of the fife and drum,
You can safely say you’re going away, but never admit you’ve come.
And bear in mind whenever inclined
To mention a dog of the female kind,
The mods are reading the Urban Diction-ary.
Tell us you ate a chook for lunch – but please don’t mention stuffin’,
Crumpet may possibly be allowed but never that wicked muffin.
For every mod in Lithium’s pay
Is ready to pounce on what you say,
And they’re all reading the Urban diction-ary.
If you go out on the boards tonight, be careful of what you say,
It’s lots of fun on the boards tonight, but safer to stay away.
So laugh and tease as much as you please,
But don’t forget when shooting the breeze,
The mods are reading the Urban diction - ary.
