Advice No. 1: How to get stains out of white sheets?

[i-need-a-martini]

They are all my beautiful old vintage cotton and linen Italian sheets. And I want them crisp and perfectly white without yucky looking stains.

I have tried bleaching them and left them in the sun for days but still nothing.

(I am sure you can guess the stains I mean)

[**meep**]

Well it takes about 9 months to get out if it doesn't get the chance to dry!

I'm thinking there might be a business opportunity here....

a removal service or a specific product.....

hmmmm now for a name......

and a slogan....

bye-o-fluid  ??

[azureline**]

Bless This Mess?

[*crikey*mate*]

a slogan for a mobile service

"We come to you"

[*crikey*mate*]

or

"We come on time"

[i-need-a-martini]

Ok. Now you are getting carried away. X-(

[cat_mioux]

And here I was thinking it was a stain of the red kind 😮

[**meep**]

"Easy Come, Easy Go"

[*crikey*mate*]

Ok. Now you are getting carried away. X-(

oops, sorry

*blushes*

was just havin a bit of fun, and I did give some tips that might work...so I did try to be a bit helpful...

*blushes more*

[*crikey*mate*]

"Easy Come, Easy Go"

I just took a mouthfull of coffee and nearly lost it LOLOLOLOLOLOL

*blushes again*

*runs to Martini and dobs*

Martini! Meep is encouraging me!

[azureline**]

I think you all need your mouths washed out with soap.....