Copulation hat ...pulls the birds....

[colic2bullsgirlore]

One of the worlds worst jobs....highlighted below

http://www.babble.com/pets/new-zealand-parrot-back-from-the-brink-of-extinction-despite-being-incred...

One of the problems zoologists have had in increasing the birds’ population is that the birds “imprint” upon human handlers.

Apparently “imprinting” is code for “humping people’s heads.”

The head-humping was so common that at one point, conservationists developed special dimpled hats in an attempt to collect kakapo sperm. So, I guess props to the conservationists for being that dedicated to the cause. Also: eeeeeewwwww.  

And: nice hat.

Not disturbing at all: this display from the Te Papa Museum in New Zealand shows a volunteer wearing a Kakapo Ejaculation Helmet.

[*crikey*mate*]

so many openings, not enough room on the report card to wear the slaps LOLOLOL I hope they save the birds.

[colic2bullsgirlore]

I guess...you could pick the designated hat wearer of the day when they go down the pub after work for a few settling ales

... they would be the ones sitting in the corner with the thumping headache, a stiff collar while  sporting a Cameron Diaz

Legally Blonde "do"....

[boris1gary]

A bird on your hat is worth 2 in the bush or is it A bird in the nest would look good as a hat - bugger I've confused myself again. Coffee please.

[*crikey*mate*]

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@colic2bullsgirlore wrote:

I guess...you could pick the designated hat wearer of the day when they go down the pub after work for a few settling ales

... they would be the ones sitting in the corner with the thumping headache, a stiff collar while  sporting a Cameron Diaz

Legally Blonde "do"....

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it puts a whole new spin on ****** in the head, eh?