Creepy things Kids say:O

[the_bob_delusion]

http://www.essentialkids.com.au/photogallery/family-life/creepy-things-kids-say-20130501-2irxj.html#...

So much creepier when a kid says it. 😐

[the_bob_delusion]

THis was on the Reddit site,

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I was tucking in my two year old. He said "Good bye dad." I said, "No, we say good night." He said "I know. But this time its good bye."

Had to check on him a few times to make sure he was still there."

Why are you crying?

"Bad man"

What bad man?

"There." Points behind me at a dark corner of the room

Lamp on bookshelf next to said darkened corner falls off as soon as I turn to look.

She slept in our bed that night

While changing my daughter in front of the open closet door. She kept looking around me and laughing. I asked her what was so funny. She said, "the man." To which I replied, "what man?" She then pointed at the closet and said, "the man with the snake neck." I turn around and nothing was there. I'm afraid to look into the history of my house to see if anyone hung themselves in the closet. At least she wasn't scared.

[the_bob_delusion]

We were having roast chicken for dinner. Son (3) has lightbulb moment. Holds up chicken skin. "When we say 'chicken skin', is this really the skin of the chicken? Like my skin?" Next day after some Sonday nappage we play cars. I see a fresh scar on his foot. Straight line with a little dry blood. Ask the little sir about it: "I cut myself. I took a knife because I wanted to see what my meat looks like under my skin but it hurt a little so I stopped. I still don't know." Good thing he didn't want to see his sister's flesh!

"My brain is telling me to do things I don't want to do."

He's 4.

I was sound asleep, and at around 6am I was woken up by my 4 year old daughters face inches from mine. She looked right into my eyes and whispered, "I want to peel all your skin off".

[kopenhagen5]

Too out there Bob, and prob just some dreams anyway.

[love*today]

Lol cool link

[shepherdsrule]

Bob, I mean this in the nicest, most respectful way, but man You need help.

Those stories creeped me out and I'm too old to be creeped out :_|

[the_bob_delusion]

Some more stories for ya Gotta:

My 3 year old nephew was at my cottage. He's asked me numerous times about the "girl over there" while pointing at one of the back bedrooms. The place is small, and there is definitely nobody there so I just dismiss it as a really active imagination (he has lots of imaginary friends).

Then some friends are visiting and they have a daughter around the same age. She has never met my nephew. Twice in the one day she asked about the "pretty girl" while pointing at the exact same room. Definitely caught me out and I didn't know what to think.

Then at Christmas my family was over at my place and my nephew points at a picture of my wife and asks if she is coming to visit us here or does she just stay at the cottage. My wife died ten years ago. Personally I don't really believe in paranormal stuff so it's probably just my logical brain putting together a bunch of kids ramblings but it definitely got my attention.

A friend of mine's child told him "Daddy, I love you so much that I want to cut your head off and carry it around so I can see your face whenever I want."

My daughter told me she wanted to live with me and my wife forever. She's 17

[**meep**]

you got me reading this last night LOL

some of the reply comments :O:^O

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1d2v7i/parents_of_reddit_what_is_the_creepiest_thing/

[the_bob_delusion]

yeah, I read thru some too. As for kids being able to see the dead. It's possibly to scientifically test this, don't know why it hasn't been done. 

[shepherdsrule]

Seriously creepy Bob - creepy :^O