Do you buy on groupon?

[donnashuggy]

They have been selling counterfeit condoms.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/groupon-australia-recalls-fake-condoms-that-may-...

[julie-in-oz2]

I hope you haven't used any Donna

[bright.ton42]

"The dodgy condoms are likely to have been used"

Yegads.  

[tasfleur]

[serendipityricho]

Salesman staying in a small country town.

Gets lucky at the motel--must have a condom.

Runs down the main street -no shops open.

Spots a paper boy on a bike-tells him the problem.

Kid responds--you will find one under a brick behind the scout hall.

Bloke runs for the scout hall-kid yells out--you will need to replace it.

And make sure you wash it out--is the only one the troop have....................................Richo.

[this-one-time-at-bandcamp]

During the height of the cold war, the Soviets, in order to demonstrate their superiority ordered 25 thousand 13 inch long condoms from a US manufacturer.........The manufatcurer, in order not to be outdone, marked them all, "medium".........

[lloydslights]

Scout Hall.........Scout Motto..........Be prepared.

DEB