Eccentric behaviour

[bright.ton42]

Something a bit lighter .....  well,  I'm still laughing

In the Instruction Manual for the washing machine I'm considering...

hen washing a single

big and heavy dress such as Turkish towels, jeans, wadded

jackets etc., it may easily cause great eccentricity and give

alarm due to great unbalance.

and more ..

n the normal washing and draining

status, moistures of water-proof clothes and fiber products

can not be drained while washing water is gathered in one

direction so that the eccentricity of washing machine is too

great and vibration or moving is caused

I'm still deciphering the rest of it ...

[kopenhagen5]

I think they meant agitation in place of eccentricity. 

Funny though. 

[llbis-0]

The washing load is not concentric (imbalanced) therefore it is eccentric.   IMO

[kopenhagen5]

I stand corrected. Right you are IIbis. 

And now that you mention it, makes sense.

[lyndal1838]

I think it is just a long winded way of saying that if the machine is out of balance it will not work.

[zanadoo_56]

I love foreign instructions that make a valiant effort to 'fish' for the right words...or near enough....to explain something.

Mind you, sometimes the solution can be brilliant in its simplicity, as I found on a leaflet explaining how to use a bedside light.

Next to an illustration of the light switch in the ON position were the words: Light On.

The next illustration had the switch in the OFF position with the explanation: Darkness On

Classic.

[bright.ton42]

And another.....

After Adsorption, Pressing With A Finger At The Sucker Around, Sucker Exclude Internal Gas

[enigmabear]

Is that the same as stick one's thumb in one's bum so one does not phart ? 

[kopenhagen5]

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@bright.ton42 wrote:

And another.....

After Adsorption, Pressing With A Finger At The Sucker Around, Sucker Exclude Internal Gas

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Confucius say - You have funny washing machine.