Expressions

[kopenhagen5]

Ever heard of "Mess with me, you mess with the best" ?

I scare myself sometimes. (Think I scared someone away today) 

[esayaf]

No fool like an old fool

[moonflyte]

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me.

[esayaf]

A fool and his money are soon parted

[moonflyte]

Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy. However, they claim no one has shown the slightest interest in it.

[esayaf]

Uglier than a hat full of a...holes

[esayaf]

As useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle

[esayaf]

As useless as t.ts on a bull

[esayaf]

How can you tell if a politician is lying? His lips are not moving

[esayaf]

Like it or lump it

[esayaf]

Suck it and see