Has anyone seen Professor FlimFlam?

[village_person]

Having predicted that rain would not fill Sydney's dams, Professor FlimFlam was last seen at Como Boat Hire checking out the rates. The official figure for Waragama Dam's storage capacity as of 5th January 2016 is 94.5%. Check it out here:

http://www.waternsw.com.au/supply/dam-levels/greater-sydneys-dam-levels

To further discredit alleged Professor FlimFlam the newspapers are saying "NEW South Wales residents should stay away from rising waters as heavy rain hammers the state, emergency services have warned, and for some it is about to get even worse".

Professor FlimFlam seems to be intent on making a burlesque of his role as responsible adult.

[the_great_she_elephant]

Our summers are always dry, so it's hard to tell yet whether this one is unusual, but I do no our bush fire season has started early.

[debra9275]

it was our spring that was really dry here I think  she-ele and we don't usually get 40 degree temps until late Jan early Feb.. but we've had quite a few already

the farmers know, they thave to keep records of it all to try and stay stay on top of things

[myoclon1cjerk]

It's those conspiracists,the IPCC's,fault.Making it hot earlier.

[the_great_she_elephant]

I think most States have had an early start to  bushfires. If they continue at this rate there won't be much of Australia left by March.

[ecar3483]

I thought it got hot earlier because of Daylight Savings.

[debra9275]

Lol ecar, you could be right 🙂

[ecar3483]

That Daylight Savings upsets the cows and curdles their milk, puts the chickens off laying, fades the curtains and the outdoor furniture, changes the rhythm of the tides, causes small children to become overtired earlier in the day, lets the air out of your tyres (but really slowly so you don't notice until your steering goes wobbly), upsets the lovely ladies at the CWA, interferes with CB radio transmission, makes beer go flat overnight, turns shiny copper coins brown, and has been identified as the leading cause of many instances of as yet uncorroborated incidents.

It's a wicked thing, that Daylight Savings.

[myoclon1cjerk]

That flat beer being XXXX Gold

[lurker172602]

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@myoclon1cjerk wrote:
That flat beer being XXXX Gold

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That's not beer.  That's cats p

[tezza2844]

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@ecar3483 wrote:

That Daylight Savings upsets the cows and curdles their milk, puts the chickens off laying, fades the curtains and the outdoor furniture, changes the rhythm of the tides, causes small children to become overtired earlier in the day, lets the air out of your tyres (but really slowly so you don't notice until your steering goes wobbly), upsets the lovely ladies at the CWA, interferes with CB radio transmission, makes beer go flat overnight, turns shiny copper coins brown, and has been identified as the leading cause of many instances of as yet uncorroborated incidents.

It's a wicked thing, that Daylight Savings.

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......................increases the incidences of skin cancer, increases the extra use of sunglasses, forces more people to drink more beer to ward off the effects of dehydration etc etc.