I'm very very very very

[freddie*rooster]

BORED.

Please help!!!

[*pepe · Accepted solution]

Sorry to hear you are bored and morose

Perhaps you could find a book to read

or even think of a poem to compose

to help you out in your hour of need...

Try to think of something funny

or sad or trite, just a thought...

You could pen an ode to a fluffy bunny

or why not build a blanket fort??

There's no need to sit and twiddle your thumb

when there's so many other things to do

So smarten up and get off your bum,

Go wash the dishes, or go clean the loo!!

[karliandjacko · Accepted solution]

work for the dole, pension or disablity payment would solve that problem for you.  No time for boredom if your lucky number comes up on that list.

[katydidthat]

No wonder I got rid of him, eh?

You could write an essay on "Men I have got rid of and why ..."

[freddie*rooster]

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@siggie-reported-by-alarmists wrote:

Just eat the apricots.....

There is a solution to every problem...........

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The boss has ordered apricot chicken, he even went and bought the ingredients.

[tasfleur · Accepted solution]

Roosters have wonderful feathers,

They sing clock-a-doodle all day,

Even in terrible weathers,

Their voices are splendid (I say!)

[tasfleur]

I had to change one of those words the first time, it got "bleeped" .....  ... guess which one .... 

[amber-eyed-girl]

Spoiler

Did roast a chicken today, but not all fancy-smancy so that's off da net.

There. All done 🙂

[freddie*rooster]

Same happened to me ages ago Tas, I posted to Donna -------------- a doodle doo because our rooster's football team were playing that night.

[freddie*rooster]

Looks nice Amber, Mr F said thanks

[tasfleur]