I think some of us will be in deep bleep

[***super_nova***]

 IKEA HAS ANNOUNCED ITS
INTENTION TO SELL CARS.

 

[carls*world]

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@lakeland27 wrote:

 the only problem i can see is getting the assembly equipment and dozens of other specialized tools in. 

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Nah, just one double ended Z shaped allen key

[newstart2380]

What happend when you find out there is that inevitable ONE piece missing ?

Maybe the new 3D laser printers could make up what ever is left out of the packet, do you think ?

[lakeland27]

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@carls*world wrote:

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@lakeland27 wrote:

 the only problem i can see is getting the assembly equipment and dozens of other specialized tools in. 

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Nah, just one double ended Z shaped allen key

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well i didn't know carl, the last VW i tinkered with was a 63 beetle.

[***super_nova***]

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@newstart2380 wrote:

What happend when you find out there is that inevitable ONE piece missing ?

Maybe the new 3D laser printers could make up what ever is left out of the packet, do you think ?

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Yes, that should do it, but for that you need the real NBN.

[kennedia_nigricans]

usually there are a few spare screws in the ikea pakets. once i complained that there were parts missing and was given spare ones without charge or questions asked. much to my embarassment when i came home i saw that they weren't missing but just looked like something else.

i never had problems with assembling ikea things but i do have a problem with their open your bag policy especially when it's enforced by a scary looking 7 foot guy. i never went back since.

[spotweldersfriend]

His name is Sven.

[kennedia_nigricans]

looks like a golf 2 to me.

oh that guy, i doubt it cos he was dark brown.

[lakeland27]

its definitely a now early model golf, a mk2 or3 or 4 (i'm no Golf guru )  . not many left on the road here.

[spotweldersfriend]

Me either.Takes about 6 hours to get round 9 holes.