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icyfroth · ‎02-07-2015

Farting is funny.

It’s also something we all do, even if we say we don’t.

However there are moments in life when making a fluff probably isn’t the right thing to do.

For example: When you’re going to court.

A gassy man recently got a harsh scolding from a judge when he farted during his court hearing.

“You can’t do that, I’m having a court hearing here!” The judge informed the man who didn’t seem embarrassed by the faux pas.

Lucky for this guy farting is not considering an actual crime.

https://au.news.yahoo.com/a/28637017/judge-scolds-man-for-doing-a-loud-fart-during-his-court-appeara...

Might not be a crime, but is it contempt of court?

jimmy*part4 · ‎03-07-2015

I'm deep in the belly of building, 20 feet below sea level. It's a dank dark place full of spiderwebs, rats, and all sorts of creepy crawlys and I can feel someones eyes on me, but not theirs, but whos? I'm alone, so it must be my imagination. Using only a small flashlight to navagate a maze of passageways, I find what I'm looking for.

I've discovered a gas pocket, let it rip, and oh boy it stinks! But who cares in this horrible space? Suddenly the landlady appears to ask me question. Why would she come all the way down here to ask me something? She could have simply waited for me. Before she can get the question out...she catches a whiff! "That darn cat took a **bleep** around here!".

She runs off looking for the cat....I never did find out what she wanted.