Never fended a shark off with a broom.... however I have seen a few fly off on a broom
...... The seemingly innocuous "Witch Shark"....
Appearing upon first appearance, kind gentle, faithful and loving, they savage a bite that generally yields more than half the house, the boat, the weekender and that classic that only got driven on weekends..... in one swift chomp.
That's if the victim is lucky....
The attack can also come in smaller bites over an extended period of time that only really intensifies the agony but eventually renders the victim to the same realization, some think the prolonged attack even more sinister.
Leaving a wounded, bleeding, quivering mess still alive, but stripped of self esteem, assets and toys
.... Left to the bastion of a mates shed to lick their wounds swearing to never go fishing again unless it's somewhere where the shark nets are high and unyielding and the solace of blokeship reigns supreme.....
......such is life.....
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