on 27-09-2013 10:55 AM - last edited on 27-09-2013 11:36 AM by luna-2304
A 39-year-old man is offering a “reward” of $1,500 for anyone who helps him find the “girl of his dreams”.
And the generous Larry Busby, of Austin, Texas, will even throw in an extra $1,000 if the match ends in marriage.
But before you mark that cash for yourself, let’s just check what lover-boy Larry (who goes by the moniker 'Romeo Rose' on his site, but was outed by local media) is after.
First off, she has to be attractive, “decent”, thin, have long hair and a job.
She must not be fat, oh no – if you weigh over 130lbs Larry ain't interested. Nor can she be black. (“I don’t care if she looks like Halle Berry”, Larry emphasises: “I will not ever date a black girl”.)
Fair enough people have preferences, but Austin's CultureMap cites alarm bell-ringing quotes - which appear to have since been removed - reading to the effect that Larry won't consider dating any woman who has ever even been sexually active with a black man. Like, ever.
"And, I do not believe that Whites & Blacks should mix races sexually and have kids together. I think it’s ok for Whites & Hispanics. But not Blacks," it adds.
"S****" and women with tattoos, piercings, breast implants, a predilection for gambling or former strippers need not apply.
Nor should women who have had children, “because having kids does ruin a woman’s body often times. They end up with stretch marks. And also sometimes it makes their **bleep** looser.”
Any takers, I like to make a quick $1500
on 27-09-2013 12:22 PM
LOL Marina....
on 27-09-2013 12:41 PM
First off, she has to be attractive, “decent”, thin, have long hair and a job.
She must not be fat, oh no – if you weigh over 130lbs Larry ain't interested. Nor can she be black. (“I don’t care if she looks like Halle Berry”, Larry emphasises: “I will not ever date a black girl”.)
I know somebody with three 'not bad looking' daughters who might meet his requirements. I have a feeling they may have set their sights a tad higher though.
on 27-09-2013 12:44 PM
LOL ele, if they don't score at the Harry party, he may be option (2)
on 27-09-2013 01:29 PM
@the_great_she_elephant wrote:First off, she has to be attractive, “decent”, thin, have long hair and a job.
She must not be fat, oh no – if you weigh over 130lbs Larry ain't interested. Nor can she be black. (“I don’t care if she looks like Halle Berry”, Larry emphasises: “I will not ever date a black girl”.)
I know somebody with three 'not bad looking' daughters who might meet his requirements. I have a feeling they may have set their sights a tad higher though.
Only two of them are "good", though, and mentioned ^^^^^^
on 27-09-2013 01:42 PM
Opening post got edited. Seriously?!!
on 27-09-2013 03:08 PM
Bob, If you do succeed, it'll be the hardest $1,500 you've ever earnt!
LMAO....