Men and the stupid things they do.

[i-need-a-martini]

(Sorry guys and feel free to start an equivelent 'stupid women' thread altho you will be hard pressed to get the list as long as I can make mine...)

Sometimes I shake my head in wonderment at the way the male brain work.

How can you not understand what a teatowel is for? Like, I don't want to wipe my wet hands on it or dry my plates with it after I have just seen you use it like a mop to wipe up the floor.

Or peg etiquette. Undies only need one peg. ONE.

And when you light up the barbeque and you can't see the steak through the smoke, don't just stand there and watch it - close the window above the BBQ so the house doesn't fill with smoke.

[shoptilludroptara]

yep

and not understanding that you have to seperate colours from whites with clothes for the washing machine

and that you dont wash towels with clothes

ive got 2 adult sons and i dont know where their brains are sometimes

when it comes to cars.computors and gaming.building or weights they know everything

when it comes to basic house work stuff their brains are mush lol

i have to explain it like i would to an child over and over again lol

tara

[monman12]

I agree,  just take the time to read  the Darwin Awards wherein men are most definitely the stars.

nɥºɾ

[kennedia_nigricans]

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@monman12 wrote:

I agree,  just take the time to read  the Darwin Awards wherein men are most definitely the stars.

nɥºɾ

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you mean that i take?

"Hold the press!" The answer to your question, Intrepid News Reporter C. Elias, is that your submission is a Darwin Award in all aspects--except the age of the perp. In our archives females are underrepresented 10:1, yet we must kill this submission. Humans who are 14 years young are denied the solace of a Darwin Award.

http://www.darwinawards.com/

[*elizabeths-mum*]

Are they really so stupid or have they realized that it is easier for us to do it ourselves than take seventy attempts to teach them the simplest thing?

[kennedia_nigricans]

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@*elizabeths-mum* wrote:
Are they really so stupid or have they realized that it is easier for us to do it ourselves than take seventy attempts to teach them the simplest thing?

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Do you mean they have realised that if they pretend to be too stupid to do it or do it wrong on purpose they won't have to do it ever again?

[*elizabeths-mum*]

That's what I meant, but surely a creature can't appear sooooo stupid and be so crafty...

[kennedia_nigricans]

you are implying malevolence then.

mmmhhh i think it's rather a lack of interest. also they aren't all alike.

mine just started washing the dishes.

[1966kelso]

I'm impressed he bothered to mop up the floor at all

[*elizabeths-mum*]

Not necessarily malevolent, just crafty manipulation.

[j*oono]

I don't think it is deliberate manipulation.  In some ways they really are that stupid.

Such as not being able to sort out what can be recycled and what is landfill.