Misheard Song Lyrics

[icyfroth]

I know we had a thread like this before but I thought it worth doing a new one.

The station I listen to of a morning has a competition going, they play you the start of the song and you have to come in with the first words of the lyrics.

The easy option is, the first 3 words $100, the hard option is the first 7 words, $500.

This morning I thought I had it with INXS - Need You Tonight  - ♪ all you got is this moment ♪

I always though it was "in the gardens of Smolensk" 

Don't ask me why, I just always did. Until this morning

the coveted five laughy-face award.

I'm awarding it to myself at myself

[serendipityricho]

Could be--im stuffed if i can remember the name..............................Richo.

[durruticolumna]

Some Beatles ones 🙂
Let me hear your barrel monkeys ringing out (Back in the U.S S.R)
Come together,right now,over meat.(Come Together.
Darling,it sucks in the night when there's nobody there.(Eleanor Rigby)
Send me a boatyard,draw me a lion (When I'm Sixty Four)
Something in the way she moos.Attracts me like no other lover.

[durruticolumna]

That song richo was associated with the Michael Douglas movie The Jewel In The Nile.The video featured Douglas and co- stars Kathleen Turner and Danny DeVito.

[twyngwyn]

Most songs by Australian Crawl or James Reyne

[*crikey*mate*]

One of the Kinder was singing "We Three Kings drive orange cars" - in their preschool Christmas Concert whilst "riding a cardboard camel

[durruticolumna]

Ha ha twyngwyn.The African American girlfriend of a mate was in Australia doing a musical in Melbourne in the 80's.She was hired as a backing singer for Australian Crawls last album. I nearly fell of my chair laughing when she said she couldn't understand a word James Reyne was singing 🙂

[twyngwyn]

LOL...I have to google all the time....it still doesn't change what's in my head though...his phrasing is....unique

[Anonymous]

i used to think

micheal bolton was singing how can we be lover if we cant make a mess !

                          instead of  how can we be lovers if we cant make amends!

[flashie*]

Our youngest son always got the Cold Chisel song "Cheap Wine" wrong.

Instead of....Cheap wine and a three day growth............he sang..............Cheap wine and a three legged goat.

[durruticolumna]

Some more
Olivia Newton John:Physical- "Lets get fizzy cold,fizzy cold"
Ray Jr Parker:Ghostbusters-Who you gonna call?Those b**tards!
The Monkees:I'm A Believer-"Then I saw her face.Now I'm gonna leave her.
Sir Mix-A-Lot:Baby Got Back-"I like big butts in a can of limes"
Abba-"See that girl,watch her scream,kicking the dancing queen.
Madonna-Like a virgin,touched for the thirty first time.
The Rolling Stones:Beast of Burden-"I'll never leave your pizza burnin'"
R.E.M:Losing My Religion-"Let's pee in the corner.Let's pee in spotlight 😄