Need a JOB?! Apply here......

[fourandsixpants]

            http://www.immi.gov.au/Work/Pages/skilled-occupations-lists/csol.aspx

..............buckets and bucket loads to choose from!!!

* just one teensie-weenie catch, you have to be a 'foreign worker' .....oops!

- sorry!....apologies on behalf of the *bleeping* Australian Government

http://www.macrobusiness.com.au/2014/08/immigration-policy-outsourced-to-private-sector/

[katydidthat]

Early Childhood (Pre-Primary School) Teacher	241111	AITSL
Secondary School  Teacher	241411	AITSL
Special Needs Teacher	241511	AITSL
Teacher of the Hearing Impaired	241512	AITSL
Teacher of the Sight Impaired	241513	AITSL
Special Education Teachers nec

Midwife	254111	ANMAC
Nurse Practitioner	254411	ANMAC
Registered Nurse (Aged Care)	254412	ANMAC
Registered Nurse (Child and Family Health)	254413	ANMAC
Registered Nurse (Community Health)	254414	ANMAC
Registered Nurse (Critical Care and Emergency)	254415	ANMAC
Registered Nurse (Developmental Disability)	254416	ANMAC
Registered Nurse (Disability and Rehabilitation)	254417	ANMAC
Registered Nurse (Medical)	254418	ANMAC
Registered Nurse (Medical Practice)	254421	ANMAC
Registered Nurse (Mental Health)	254422	ANMAC
Registered Nurse (Perioperative)	254423	ANMAC
Registered Nurse (Surgical)	254424	ANMAC
Registered Nurse (Paediatric)	254425	ANMAC
Registered Nurses nec

Locksmith	323313	TRA
Bricklayer	331111	TRA
Stonemason	331112	TRA
Carpenter and Joiner	331211	TRA
Carpenter	331212	TRA
Joiner	331213	TRA
Painting trades workers	332211	TRA
Glazier	333111	TRA
Fibrous Plasterer	333211	TRA
Solid Plasterer	333212	TRA
Wall and Floor Tiler	333411	TRA
Plumber (General)	334111	TRA
Airconditioning and Mechanical Services Plumber	334112	TRA
Drainer	334113	TRA
Gasfitter	334114	TRA
Roof plumber

Bed and Breakfast Operator

Actor	211111	VETASSESS
Dancer or Choreographer	211112	VETASSESS
Entertainer or Variety Artist	211113	VETASSESS
Actors, Dancers and Other Entertainers nec	211199	VETASSESS
Composer	211211	VETASSESS
Music Director	211212	VETASSESS
Musician (Instrumental)	211213	VETASSESS
Singer	211214	VETASSESS
Music Professionals nec

Radio Presenter	212113	VETASSESS
Television Presenter	212114	VETASSESS
Author

Jewellery Designer

Judge*	271211	Agency that approves the appointment
Magistrate*	271212	Agency that approves the appointment
Tribunal Member**

Seriously, I KNOW we have unemployed teachers and nurses here ... why on earth would we be bringing in judges and magistrates?  Not to mention the rest ... 

I copied and pasted a FEW of the jobs where we apparently have "shortages" ... have a look at the full list and see if your skills are needed here ... 

[fourandsixpants · Accepted solution]

....I tried to C&P all the jobs....but got a message stating that my message exceeded 20,000 characters

I would laugh and add a 'LOL' ROFLMAO smilie - if this was funny.

 IT is NOT FUNNY MR ABBOTT

[fourandsixpants]

[fourandsixpants]

https://www.facebook.com/MarchinAugust

FIND YOUR MARCH - Happening this August 30th / 31st across Australia.

[harley_babes_hoard]

if the general population knew how many mine jobs are taken up by the Irish you would be outraged. Why do they employ them because they actually work not whinge and carry on like aussies do. It was happening long before Abbott took the reins too.

[karliandjacko]

No, no, no, it's all Ms Gillard's fault.  

How many posts before someone comes along and puts it on her because she had an imported staffer?

[karliandjacko]

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@harley_babes_hoard wrote:

if the general population knew how many mine jobs are taken up by the Irish you would be outraged. Why do they employ them because they actually work not whinge and carry on like aussies do. It was happening long before Abbott took the reins too.

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Are you an Aussie that whinges and carries on so much that importing an Irish person is preferable to hiring you?

Do you not know how to work hard?

Most people I know have no difficulty working hard without whinging or carrying on about anything.

It's a bit harsh to pre-judge the entire population as whinging and carrying on.

[sineaterdoodah]

any good food service jobs on the list? and do they pay moving expenses? can my old man come with me? 

*i'm kidding*

[boris1gary]

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@harley_babes_hoard wrote:

if the general population knew how many mine jobs are taken up by the Irish you would be outraged. Why do they employ them because they actually work not whinge and carry on like aussies do. It was happening long before Abbott took the reins too.

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There has been 11 deaths in the Mining industry this year, don't know what aussies could have to whinge about.

A perfect example of us whinging aussies..... 

CFMEU launches safety campaign as Federal & State Governments wind back health and safety.

Source: 

CFMEU National News

The Construction, Forestry, Mining and Energy Union (CFMEU) launched a new television advertisement and campaign, as governments around the country watered down workplace safety protections yesterday.

And as the Victorian Government downgrades the role of its workplace safety agency, WorkCover, the CFMEU has announced a commitment to increase the number of its health and safety representatives in Victoria from 500 to 600 by the end of the year.

The second phase of the CFMEU's "Stand up. Speak out. Come Home." campaign was launched in Melbourne on Sunday by CFMEU National Secretary, Michael O'Connor, and ACTU President, Ged Kearney.

"A worker is seriously injured or dies every six minutes in construction, forestry and mining – a rate 50 per cent higher than all other industries combined," CFMEU National Secretary, Michael O'Connor said.