A group of mates, all aged 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Southampton because the waitresses had big boobs & wore mini skirts.
Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Southampton because the food and service were good and the beer was excellent.
Ten years later, at age 60, the friends again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Southampton because they could dine in peace and quiet and it was good value for money.
Ten years later, at age 70, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Southampton because the restaurant was wheelchair accessible and had a lift for the disabled.
Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Southampton because they had never been there before but someone had told them that the waitresses had big boobs!
Keep it nice, I might cry if you write anything upsetting (like not)
