Out of the mouths of babes !

[Anonymous]

DD and I have been minding the grandaughters this week.

Miss 3 had a bath with DD who is 7 months pregnant and asked about her stretch marks.

She said is your baby doing that to our tummy ..

DD said yes .

Miss 3 said why is the baby  scratching you !

[Anonymous]

next day I had a bath with miss 3 ...

she sings out to DD...

auntie .....grandma's got a furry bum !

I said ...you will have on day !

she yells

I WILL NOT !!

she was mortified ...

so was I...

because she told everyone at day care

and anyone else she happened to see !

any one else got any horror stories lol.

[flashie*]

We have family night tea on Friday nights.................over a dozen of us.

As I cook tea I do not wash up.................I usually put the kids in the bath.

Being kids they like to brush their teeth in the bath...........(gross I know.....but pick your battles)

One day I decided to brush my teeth while they were in the bath............just to let them know that you can brush them at the sink.

My eldest grandson son says..........Nanny I used that tooth brush in the bath last week.

I tell him that is OK..............I don't mind sharing with you.

He smiles and says.............. I washed my willie with it...............

[Anonymous]

Lmao flashie !!!

[icyfroth]

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@flashie* wrote:

We have family night tea on Friday nights.................over a dozen of us.

As I cook tea I do not wash up.................I usually put the kids in the bath.

Being kids they like to brush their teeth in the bath...........(gross I know.....but pick your battles)

One day I decided to brush my teeth while they were in the bath............just to let them know that you can brush them at the sink.

My eldest grandson son says..........Nanny I used that tooth brush in the bath last week.

I tell him that is OK..............I don't mind sharing with you.

He smiles and says.............. I washed my willie with it...............

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God that's funny!

Here's one of a line of jokes a friend sent me:

HONESTY
My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago.

[icyfroth]

MORE NUDITY
A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"

[b3llag1na]

Walking through a very very busy Sydney suburb shopping mall on a saturday morning with my 4 yo daughter  and 18 mnth son in tow, when a VERY heavily pregnant lady passes us.

DD looks up at me and in that piping voice children seem to have when they say something inappropriate she says"Mummy, how does the baby get out of your tummy"

I swear every single person within earshot turned around and stared at us, then started smirking... I wanted the floor to open up and swallow me!

To make it worse, an older man passed us later in our shopping trip and winked at me saying "so have ya told her yet?"

[ruloinfovoter]

Oh I'll tell right up front, I'm a conservative from America and the liberals there aren't so shall I say tolerant?

My nephew when he was about four asked my sister "Does the Incredible Hulk cry too when he gets  . . . in his zipper?"

[serendipityricho]

40 odd years ago--my ex -myself -a kid in a pusher and a toddler

were having a stroll along Nuns beach Mornington Vic.

2 nuns(they always walk in pairs) came from the other way.

As they neared -one nun gave us some kind of blessing and said--

what a loverly family.

Little Lisa--tugged at my pants leg and announced--------

--in a very loud voice---Dad -what did the crow say........................................................Richo.

[durruticolumna]

Some funny stories there:D Years ago there used to be a show called Candid Camera.Host Alan Funt used to interview kids.Here he is interviewing his own daughter.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YD-JQxGz_Y&feature=youtube_gdata_player