Out of the mouths of babes !

[Anonymous]

DD and I have been minding the grandaughters this week.

Miss 3 had a bath with DD who is 7 months pregnant and asked about her stretch marks.

She said is your baby doing that to our tummy ..

DD said yes .

Miss 3 said why is the baby  scratching you !

[katymatey*]

I think mustaches fascinate little kids, especially the first time they see someone with one. 

I was in the doctor's waiting room with miss then 3. I could see her eyeing off the bloke sitting opposite. He had a large bushy mo. She turned to me and said 'Mum is that man here so the doctor has take that furry thing off his mouth?'  I thought an explanation was better than sitting red faced, so I told her that it was a mustache, and that some men liked to grow them. 

[icyfroth]

I don't have any personal anecdotes but here's another off the email:

BIBLE
A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages. "Mama, look what I found", the boy called out." What have you got there, dear?" With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear

[sineaterdoodah]

lol,icy! i could see my girls saying that!

hubby and i were at the grocery earlier,and this little girl looks at him( hubby is a big guy,big head,very somber face) and says"are you that frank guy?"

he says"no,my name is curtis". she says" are you his brother who didn't have his head cut off?"   by this time i get it,she's asking is he frankenstein's brother,and i am desperately trying not to laugh,because curtis DIDN'T get it,and her momma is 30 shades of purple,she's so embarrassed! 

so i kneel down and say" no honey,he's related to the frankenstein on mad monster party,you know,the halloween show?" and she looks up at him and says" can i feel your hair ,it looks REAL!"  at this point,he gets it. he picked her up and said" sure sugar,you can touch my neck too,see? no stitches,and no metal things!" and she does,and smiles and kisses his cheek,and says" i think you're a nice monster!"

 poor momma was SO embarrassed,she tried to apologise,and my sweet husband told her not to worry,her daughter was as smart as a whip,and at least she didn't think he was jack nicholson! the whole aisle just roared with laughter! i think curtis made some friends today!! 

and so you know,he DOES bear a strong resemblance to jack,AND frankenstein,lol!

[icyfroth]

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@sineaterdoodah wrote:

lol,icy! i could see my girls saying that!

hubby and i were at the grocery earlier,and this little girl looks at him( hubby is a big guy,big head,very somber face) and says"are you that frank guy?"

he says"no,my name is curtis". she says" are you his brother who didn't have his head cut off?"   by this time i get it,she's asking is he frankenstein's brother,and i am desperately trying not to laugh,because curtis DIDN'T get it,and her momma is 30 shades of purple,she's so embarrassed! 

so i kneel down and say" no honey,he's related to the frankenstein on mad monster party,you know,the halloween show?" and she looks up at him and says" can i feel your hair ,it looks REAL!"  at this point,he gets it. he picked her up and said" sure sugar,you can touch my neck too,see? no stitches,and no metal things!" and she does,and smiles and kisses his cheek,and says" i think you're a nice monster!"

 poor momma was SO embarrassed,she tried to apologise,and my sweet husband told her not to worry,her daughter was as smart as a whip,and at least she didn't think he was jack nicholson! the whole aisle just roared with laughter! i think curtis made some friends today!! 

and so you know,he DOES bear a strong resemblance to jack,AND frankenstein,lol!

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That's GOLD, Sin!

the coveted five laughy-face award.

[sineaterdoodah]

he will NEVER live it down,i told all our friends and family,lol!

[ruloinfovoter]

Same little boy as above.  He was about five, a real character, always asking a million questions, you know, to the point where you have to say "Okay J___ honey, that's enough questions now".

So he asks my sister, "How come I call them 'good buddy' and they call me dumb jerk?"  

Oh, I tell you.  What can I say. 

[ruloinfovoter]

Another one, this time from my son about four.  

My sister's mother-in-law was about 4'10 and weighed over 200 lbs.  Her name was Loretta.  My little guy would greet her with "Hi Rolletta".

Another "question" my nephew had to my sister was "Do f**ts follow you upstairs?"

[ashjoma]

My son Joshua when he was about 7

We are all in the car, hubby driving along

Joshua. " DAD !!!! When you die, can I have the car !!! "


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[*crikey*mate*]

When the little girl was crook, one of the doctors told us in front of the other two Crikey Kinder (we were all in the treatment room) that Little Crikey was going to die to make plans etc and Middle Crikey (then 10)  turned to us and asked if he could have her bedroom.

One of the boy Crikeys (can't remember which one) was having a chat to a man in the checkout queue behind us. He asked the man why his body was black but the palms of his hands were white. Good naturedly and with a laugh, the man replied something about using sunscreen.

Little Crikey was a frequent offender, but stuff more along the lines of - upon submitting some written work to her grade one teacher, she was told that it would need to be repeated as the teacher couldn't read it. LC replied "try harder".

[sineaterdoodah]

omg,that's hilarious!