#1: Love hot weather, don't have kids and so have no guilt for the climate you leave behind
#2: you don't use the internet
#3: you own a mining company, or News Limited and you want some return on your investment
#4: you used to be able to rort FBT on the car, but now its illegal, and BMW SUV's are bloody expensive
#5: you don't work in the Public Service, or use Commonwealth Govt services
#6: you think Abbott's laugh is cute, and not at all creepy
#7: Wife earns $150k and $75k PPL would really make a difference on the cost of 457 for live-in nanny
#8: you are a racist, a homophobe, and you need your views represented
#9 Abbott, Pyne, Kormann, Morrison, Miribella, Bishop x 2, Hunt and you havent swallowed a little vomit
#10 You find policy longer than 3 words too complicated, and you believe headlines over facts
