Questions 4 Bob

[softail-joanie]

This is gonna be fun yall. Bob asks us questions all the time, I created this topic as a one stop shop to ask Bob ...

My 1st question 4 Bob is, and anyone can answer if they like.

If Jesus was a Nascar driver, what car number would he have, what make of car would he drive, and who would be Jesus's sponcers?

I guess the only thing left to say before i post this topic is, ,, ,,,

Go

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[opmania]

Jesus is a popular man's name in South America

Mexico etc

Much the same as every other Muslim is named

Muhammed

[opmania]

If the pro muslims didnt manage to stick this Bs 

in every thread 

Maybe some others may not be so anti

[the_great_she_elephant]

Well, it won't be a Ford -  not an old one, anyway.)

You'll never go to heaven 

You'll never go to heaven. (Repeated back by audience)

In an old Ford car. (Repeated back by audience)

'Cos and old Ford car. (Repeated back by audience)

Won't get that far. (Repeated back by audience)

You'll never go to heaven in an old Ford car,

'Cos an old Ford car won't get that far.

Chorus

I ain't gonna grieve my lord no more.

I ain't gonna grieve my lord

I ain't gonna grieve my lord

I ain't gonna grieve my lord no more.

[raptor_rebooted]

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@joz*garage wrote:

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that doesn't make sense

[freshwater-2]

Well, it won't be a Ford -  not an old one, anyway.)

HA HA HA SheEl....reminds me of the old song sung to the tune of the Road to Gundagai.

There's an old fashioned Ford made of rubber tin and board

Along the road to Gundagai

There's water in the petrol and sand in the gears

And it hasn't seen a garage in over 40 years

But oh My Lord how  she roars when she's hitting 44

Along the road to Gundagai.

[the_great_she_elephant]

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@freshwater-2 wrote:

Well, it won't be a Ford -  not an old one, anyway.)

HA HA HA SheEl....reminds me of the old song sung to the tune of the Road to Gundagai.

There's an old fashioned Ford made of rubber tin and board

Along the road to Gundagai

There's water in the petrol and sand in the gears

And it hasn't seen a garage in over 40 years

But oh My Lord how  she roars when she's hitting 44

Along the road to Gundagai.

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[softail-joanie]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpuxYyHmGrc

[chuk_77]

what a silly question for bob, for a start, bob never answers questions

secondly bob doesnt believe in jesus so why would he drive anything?

[twyngwyn]

1) #1

2) BeMyWitness

3) Twelve Apostles Marine National Park

[cezm]

Ha ...I remember singing that 40 years ago in the bus on school excursions ...

on a jumbo jet ... 'cos the lord ain't got no runways yet

in my dad's car ... 'cos my dad's car stops at every bar

in a baked bean tin ... 'cos a baked bean tin's got baked beans in

on a playtex bra ... 'cos a playtex bra won't stretch that far etc.!